I Annie, am terrified of needles.
I walked into the lab repeating,
'I'm going to die' over and over.
And all the nurse had to say was,
'Please don't do it in my chair'
Gee thanks for the reassurance.
But ladies and gentlemen.
Too bad the hospital didn't have any of those 'I survived shirts'
Oh well. Go team Annie! I'm so proud.